"Shit Happens" ("La vida és així)

En els diferents -ismes:

Zen Buddhism: What is the sound of shit happening?.
Islam: If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.
Catholicism: If shit happens, you deserve it.
Protestantism: Let shit happen to someone else.
Judaism: Why does this shit always happen to us?
Calvinism: Shit happens because you don't work.
Seventh Day Adventism: No shit shall happen on Saturday.
Creationism: God made all shit.
Darwinism: This shit was once food.
Capitalism: That's MY shit.
Communism: Equal shit happens to all people.
Feminism: This shit happened before, and we won't clean it up!. Men are shit.
Impressionism: From a distance, shit looks like a garden.
Existentialism: Shit doesn't happen; shit IS.
Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this shit!
Agnostic: Shit might have happened; then again, maybe not.
Nihilism: No shit.
Jesuitism: If shit happens and when nobody is watching, is it really shit?
Newage: Visualize shit not happening.
Humanism: Shit evolves.
Christian Science: Shit is in your mind.
Fascism: Shit makes the trains run on time.
Masonic: Shit happens, but we can't discuss it during Lodge.
Red Cross: Shit happens - send money.
Political Correctness: Heavily processed nutritionally-deprived biological output happens.
Quantum Shittydynamics: Shit happens only in well-defined quantities.
Einsteinism: God does not play shit with the universe. Shit is Relative.
Atheism: I don't believe this shit!
Computer Science: There's a bug somewhere in this shitttttttttttttttttttttttttt
Marxism: The rich shit exploits the poor shit, but deep down all shit is alike. Dictatorship of the shit.
Socialism: The same shit happens to everyone.
Fatalism: Oh shit, it's going to happen!
Democratism: How can we send a man to the moon and still have all this shit?
Minimalism: Shit.
Optimism: Shit will never happen.
Pessimism: One of these days, shit will happen.


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Llegenda Urbana #1

"Hi ha més gent viva en l'actualitat que no pas gent que ha viscut en tota la història de la humanitat"

+info: Scientific American

"Learning without thought is useless; thought
without learning is dangerous." Confucious

Under the bridge

Sometimes I feel
Like I dont have a partner
Sometimes I feel
Like my only friend
Is the city I live in
The city of angel
Lonely as I am
Together we cry

I drive on her streets
cause shes my companion
I walk through her hills
cause she knows who I am
She sees my good deeds
And she kisses me windy
I never worry
Now that is a lie

I dont ever want to feel
Like I did that day
Take me to the place I love
Take me all the way

Its hard to believe
That theres nobody out there
Its hard to believe
That Im all alone
At least I have her love
The city she loves me
Lonely as I am
Together we cry

I dont ever want to feel
Like I did that day
Take me to the place I love
Take me all the way

Under the bridge downtown
Is where I drew some blood
Under the bridge downtown
I could not get enough
Under the bridge downtown
Forgot about my love
Under the bridge downtown
I gave my life away

27

27

El millor gol

El Mundo Deportivo vol elegir el millor gol de la història del Barça. Per mi, sens dubte és aquest de Diego Armando Maradona al camp del Real Madrid la temporada 82/83.

Das Leben der Anderen (La vida de los otros)

Gènere: Drama
Director i guionista: Florian Henckel von Donnersmarck
Interprets: Martina Gedek, Ulrich Mühe, Sebastian Koch, Ulrich Tukur, Thomas Thieme.
Durada: 144 minuts
País: Alemanya
Any: 2006





Comentari
Any 1984. Un oficial de la Stasi, la omnipotent policia del règim comunista de la RDA, vigila a la prestigiosa parella d'artistes formada pel dramaturg Georg Dreyman i l'actriu Christa-Maria Sieland. Aquesta missió li farà veure la seva infelicitat i patirà una evolució ideològica.

Ha estat recentment premiada amb l'Oscar a la millor pel·lícula estrangera.

Escenes:


El capità Gerd Wiesler (Ulrich Mühe) realitzant les escoltes.


L'escriptor Georg Dreyman (Sebastian Koch) al final de la pel·lícula.

Una valoració: 9/10

Gaudeix del silenci...

Adéu Campions!

El Barça diu adéu a Europa, o més ben dit, fins l'any que ve, que la tornarem a guanyar! :-)



Ronaldinho, com tot l'equip, no ha estat fi avui. Però ha enviat una pilota al pal.



Gudjohnsen ens ha donat esperances amb el 0-1.



Però finalment el Liverpool ha passat a quarts.

eXtreme Challenge 2007

Dissabte vam participar amb el Marc Galceran i el Marc Boquet en aquest concurs de programació. El nostre paper no va ser massa brillant i vam acabar en 113ª posició.

Vegeu la classificació final. Moltes felicitats als 3 equips de la UPC que us vau classificar :-)

II Copa d'Espanya d'Estudiants

Aquest cap de setmana s'ha disputat a la FME la Copa d'Espanya d'Estudiants.

No hem parat de tibar-li al go ni diumenge a la nit :-)

En Pablo Morales, d'Alacant, ha guanyat el torneig.




Pablo Morales contra Albert Verdeny en una partida del campionat. La Gemma s'ho mira.

Aqui podeu veure la classificació final:

# resultats: http://www.aego.biz/resultados/IICopaEstudiantes2007.txt
+info: http://gofme.net/

Felicitats Pablo!! :-)

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