En els diferents -ismes:
Zen Buddhism: What is the sound of shit happening?.
Islam: If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.
Catholicism: If shit happens, you deserve it.
Protestantism: Let shit happen to someone else.
Judaism: Why does this shit always happen to us?
Calvinism: Shit happens because you don't work.
Seventh Day Adventism: No shit shall happen on Saturday.
Creationism: God made all shit.
Darwinism: This shit was once food.
Capitalism: That's MY shit.
Communism: Equal shit happens to all people.
Feminism: This shit happened before, and we won't clean it up!. Men are shit.
Impressionism: From a distance, shit looks like a garden.
Existentialism: Shit doesn't happen; shit IS.
Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this shit!
Agnostic: Shit might have happened; then again, maybe not.
Nihilism: No shit.
Jesuitism: If shit happens and when nobody is watching, is it really shit?
Newage: Visualize shit not happening.
Humanism: Shit evolves.
Christian Science: Shit is in your mind.
Fascism: Shit makes the trains run on time.
Masonic: Shit happens, but we can't discuss it during Lodge.
Red Cross: Shit happens - send money.
Political Correctness: Heavily processed nutritionally-deprived biological output happens.
Quantum Shittydynamics: Shit happens only in well-defined quantities.
Einsteinism: God does not play shit with the universe. Shit is Relative.
Atheism: I don't believe this shit!
Computer Science: There's a bug somewhere in this shitttttttttttttttttttttttttt
Marxism: The rich shit exploits the poor shit, but deep down all shit is alike. Dictatorship of the shit.
Socialism: The same shit happens to everyone.
Fatalism: Oh shit, it's going to happen!
Democratism: How can we send a man to the moon and still have all this shit?
Optimism: Shit will never happen.
Pessimism: One of these days, shit will happen.